My Final Word on Fan Hatred of the (not so) New (anymore) Star Wars Trilogy

What adult Star Wars fans who hate episodes 1-3 with a kind of religious fervor have forgotten is that they fell in love with the original trilogy when they were kids. All the adult critics of their day kept talking about how bad Star Wars was. Isaac Asimov ripped it to shreds. The fans loved those movies as kids. Kids today love the new trilogy. What everyone seems to be missing is that every movie in the series has some major flaw that’s laughable. I mean how bad a shot can a storm trooper be (episode IV)? Or how can a space worm with no food resources available to it ever have teeth, need to eat, or even be alive? Or how could a bunch of ewoks with stone age weapons possibly defeat a legion of storm troopers? In the end, true Star Wars fans just need to make the choice to like the movies—all of them—or stop being fans. The ones who say the original trilogy is wonderful and the new trilogy terrible are fooling themselves. All of the movies are good. All of them are flawed. Some are better than others. And that’s my official word on the matter. All who disagree are welcome not to respond to this entry in any way shape or form.
Sincerely,
A guy who thinks he's totally right about this one.